WELCOME IN AKUMA WORLD

lily of purity

the mouth of the just shall meditate wisdom
and his tongue shall speak judgment
blessed is the man who endures temptation
for once he his been tried
he shall receive the crown of life
oh lord oh holy fire have mercy
oh how sacred
how serene
how benevolent
how lovely
oh lily of purity

EVIL_AKUMA

SMILE WITH AKUMA

SMS 1
Dhritrashtra: main khush hun ki tumne mere 100 putro ko janam diya.
Gandhari: Swami agar aap andhe nahin hote toh ye sambhav nahin hota...

SMS 2
Mahabharat mein dushashan ne kya galti ki?
Santa Singh replies:Stupid, dropadi ki sari kheechta raha...Oonchi bhi to kar sakta tha!!

SMS 3
Define "LOVE" ?
jab "L" ko pakad kar
"O" ko daba ke,
"V" mein ghusane se
"E" ki awaaz aaye
toh usse "LOVE" kehten hai.....!

SMS4
A boy to a Dark Girl: kitni kali ho..
The girl replies:Jo hai woh hai., isme tere baap ka kya jata hai..
Boy: Agar mere baap ka jata to gori hoti

SMS5
Lady: I'm always tired.
Doc: How often do u havesex?
LAdy: Almost everyday.
Doc: Skip saturdays.
Lady: Can't. Thats the only day i'm with my husband!

SMS6
Sardar: murge kaise diye
Mugewala: 40,30&10.
Sardar: 10 ka itna sasta kyu
Murgewala: saab ise AIDS hai
Sardar: de do, khana hai, chodana thodi hai

SMS7
whats the similarity between tea & women?
Ans: 1. Both give pleasure when HOT,
2. both R tasteless without MILK,
3. Both R enjoyed mostly on BED,

SMS8
Love is gamble,s*x is game.
Boys do f*cking,girls get pain.
One night pleasure , nine month pain.
One day in hospital and juniorf*cker comes again....

SMS9
Ye ladkiyan bhi badi ajeeb hoti hai,
choti si baat ka tufan bana deti hai,
kuch kaho to muh fula deti hai,
kuch karo to pet fula deti hai

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