SMILE WITH AKUMA

SMS 1
Dhritrashtra: main khush hun ki tumne mere 100 putro ko janam diya.
Gandhari: Swami agar aap andhe nahin hote toh ye sambhav nahin hota...

SMS 2
Mahabharat mein dushashan ne kya galti ki?
Santa Singh replies:Stupid, dropadi ki sari kheechta raha...Oonchi bhi to kar sakta tha!!

SMS 3
Define "LOVE" ?
jab "L" ko pakad kar
"O" ko daba ke,
"V" mein ghusane se
"E" ki awaaz aaye
toh usse "LOVE" kehten hai.....!

SMS4
A boy to a Dark Girl: kitni kali ho..
The girl replies:Jo hai woh hai., isme tere baap ka kya jata hai..
Boy: Agar mere baap ka jata to gori hoti


SMS5
Lady: I'm always tired.
Doc: How often do u havesex?
LAdy: Almost everyday.
Doc: Skip saturdays.
Lady: Can't. Thats the only day i'm with my husband!

SMS6
Sardar: murge kaise diye
Mugewala: 40,30&10.
Sardar: 10 ka itna sasta kyu
Murgewala: saab ise AIDS hai
Sardar: de do, khana hai, chodana thodi hai


SMS7
whats the similarity between tea & women?
Ans: 1. Both give pleasure when HOT,
2. both R tasteless without MILK,
3. Both R enjoyed mostly on BED,


SMS8
Love is gamble,s*x is game.
Boys do f*cking,girls get pain.
One night pleasure , nine month pain.
One day in hospital and juniorf*cker comes again....

SMS9
Ye ladkiyan bhi badi ajeeb hoti hai,
choti si baat ka tufan bana deti hai,
kuch kaho to muh fula deti hai,
kuch karo to pet fula deti hai


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